'Urban Fox' {Squarebob} v A&L

[squarebob]

Good morning All,

 

Nothing much to report, mail is still coming thru, but nothing interesting from A&L, so it looks as if 'They Aint Bovvered about us people.

 

We all seem to be stuck in a 'Time-Warp' thanks to Aliarance & Timewasters.

Been thinking about what we could perhaps be doing;

A/ Carry on twiddling our thumbs.

b/ Pester A&L/Wragge's into some sort of settlement, mindful that by doing so they may think that they have us running scared.

C/Everybody turning up on Wragge's doorstep and refusing to move until a satisfactory settlement is achieved.

 

Any more ideas to put in the pot?

 

Sun is out, and after my arduous evening at the W.I, I'm going outside to lay down.

[holymoly]

How about we petition 'Number 10 DS' due to the Banks/Solicitors wasting the courts time?

 

Introduction to e-petitions

 

However, I think they need at least 500.000 signatures before they even look at it.

 

Back to the drawing board.

[alice-rose]

urban foxes spend much of their time resting in an 'earth'

[alice-rose]

and are very adept at using a needle and thread

[alice-rose]

is this thread for

 

foxey tales/tails

 

 

and t'other thread for

 

bob tales

 

 

 

Hmmmmm bit quiet

 

must have gone to 'earth'

[j.barton1]

How about we petition 'Number 10 DS' due to the Banks/Solicitors wasting the courts time?

 

Introduction to e-petitions

 

However, I think they need at least 500.000 signatures before they even look at it.

 

Back to the drawing board.

There is a petition on the go somewhere holymoly.

 

Where is SB hiding today? Have the WI worn him out??

xx

[jansus]

yes - I wondered if this was a "dummy thread" as in decoy -(not for dummies:rolleyes: )

 

so that the intricate stories of the WI could be woven? Or does WI stand for "without incident?"

 

no doubt we will find out later:)

 

jan

[j.barton1]

I think he must be sleeping it off, the night at the "message" parlour has worn him out...

X

[squarebob]

Oh, you dear ladies,

It is alright dreaming and writing, but when it comes to the W.I. WOW!

Don't fancy living in Earth Aleece!

One for you, one for you, one for you and ONE for you Alice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[alice-rose]

might all us Laydeeeeeezzzzzz

 

expect a new thread on here entitled

 

THONGBOB v A&L

[j.barton1]

Come on square-bob-thong-pants whats theWI? We've all been wondering what can keep you away from us all night??

[squarebob]

What is the W.I? the backbone of every village from here to Tonbridge Wells, can't say the 'Full' title as they are very modest and like to do their good deeds quietly.

But surely you've seen their last calendar, this new one is even better as it plays Jerusalem each time you touch the ? spot. It's in 'Glorious Colour and of course I'm in it, I'm the the one holding the piece of cheese, not sure what month though, but I'm sure that you will be able to obtain a copy from Smiths when the calendars are published.

 

I hear a knock on the door, who is it? must dash, it looks like the press are here!

 

Foxus Uranus xxxx

[j.barton1]

You sly fox............does anne summers cater for foxy pirates.....ooops me thinks she does???

[alice-rose]

hi jenny

 

looks like he's gone

 

all Jam and Jerusalem

 

(wonder if they gave him the slow hand-clap)

[j.barton1]

LOL Alice, I think he's in hiding again, unless he is lurking under an alias...you never know what he's gonna be...could be me or u?? forget m.i.b...s.b.s.p has it all!!haha

[alice-rose]

hi jenny

 

Shussshhhhhh.....

don't tell anyone this

but I'm thinking of reporting him to the RSPCA

for

swanning off to the warm waters of the ocean pacific

 

and leaving

poor old mr.urbanfox behind to fend for himself.

who's going to feed the poor little devil ?

[j.barton1]

He'll be dumping him with the WI ladies, the poor little fox. Dont you worry i wont tell, tell the rspca to hurry...i think the ships'a'sailing!!!!!

[alice-rose]

that poor little fox is going to

end up

with blue bouffont hair

red and pink finger nails

and heavy appendages/bandages around its chest.

 

and if thats not enough

they're going to

make it sing jerusalem on an hourly basis, and then

stuff it to the ginnels with jam

[j.barton1]

poor thing will be parading around modelling anne summers latest,,,,,,

[squarebob]

Oh you wicked ladees,

 

While I've been away keeping the 'Home Fire' burning, you've been talking about my new friend Reynard, he's very 'Theatrica'l and says that with a bit of a push in the right direction I could be the next 'Centrefold' in 'Playgirl' or even modelling for the famous Anne Summers. So, the shores of Tunbridge Wells Today, but where tomorrow?

 

The Sea is my Oyster.

 

Sir Richard Bartonicus-Spongus O.A.S.

[j.barton1]

Oh you wicked ladees,

 

While I've been away keeping the 'Home Fire' burning, you've been talking about my new friend Reynard, he's very 'Theatrica'l and says that with a bit of a push in the right direction I could be the next 'Centrefold' in 'Playgirl' or even modelling for the famous Anne Summers. So, the shores of Tunbridge Wells Today, but where tomorrow?

 

The Sea is my Oyster.

 

Sir Richard Bartonicus-Spongus O.A.S.

 

OOOOOOO suits you sir......He sounds very nice............

[alice-rose]

Old Foxey Loxey

is being very quiet

 

Shusshhhhhhh

think I can hear him

creeping out of his earth

 

dusk approaches

 

and so does that large set of nashers !

 

little pigs, little pigs, let me in.....

Oooh no... That was the Wolf wasn't it

not the fox ?

Or was it

Jack Nicholson ?

 

alice x

[alice-rose]

Ooohhhh dear

 

hope Reynard is alright

 

they've just shovelled up

a dead fox with a large bushey tail

on East Enders

[alice-rose]

and now they've just buried it

 

 

on Arthur Fowler's allotment !

 

 

a worried alice x

[j.barton1]

Where is he today? With the WI again, phew they must have worn him out!!