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Because when patience was being handed out you couldn't be bothered waiting for your turn? :-D

 

:lol:

Mungy Pup

 

I want to live in a world where chickens are free to cross the road without their intentions being questioned. :razz:

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Come on FB we are still waiting .. . :rolleyes:

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Just nipped out to the shops to get milk, OH and son on their PC's upstairs. I was only out 5 minutes to come back to discover that one of the dogs has emptied the bin, and now there is currently ripped soggy teabags all over the living room carpet!!!!!!!!!

 

So making my 'darling' hubby and son clean it up since they should have kept an eye on them both. Also, I asked OH to empty the bin earlier so its his own fault.

 

OH YES!!! and he hasnt even wished me Happy Anniversary today, 5 years ago we tied the knot.

 

Probably get less for GBH these days!!!!!:mad:

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Our neighbours. Again. Their teenage lad has been fighting on the street again and have dented our car after throwing each other on it during the scuffle. OH went out to break it up and didn't even get a thank you for stopping him getting his backside kicked. Luckily we have it on CCTV and have a signed statement with the police from the boys mothers saying they agree to pay the costs of repair. Somehow I think we'll still end up having to take them to court to force them to pay up. I'm fed up of our property being damaged by the **** bags. Police wanted us to go and listen to them appologise. He really thought that would make the boys see sense (PMSL). Explained this has been going on for years, and that the word sorry means nothing to them, 5 mins later they will be jeering. Actions speak louder than words. The only apology I want is for them to stop damaging my property. :mad:

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Thats scary UK...............they may chip a glossy polished nail pulling leavers and pushing buttons.

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Just off the phone about an ATOS medical for my son. He was supposed to go for one on Thursday, but as he is in hospital he quite obviously cant, so called up to cancel it.

 

I then asked if it was necessary for him to have a medical at this precise moment in time, and was told it was to determine if he was actually ill!!!!!

 

Im like -- Hello, he is in HOSPITAL, to which I got the reply, that is irrelevent he still needs to have a medical.

 

So Im still currently swearing like a trooper and the air in our house is BLUE!

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Treated myself to two reduced rugs in ikea after once more playing doctor and doing surgery on my bleeding foot with hot needle(splinter extraction surgery :) ) Anyhow put the new rugs down and our lovely dog proceeded to lie down on the black one which I though thank goodness not the white one as her fur is molting anyhow she obviously approves of my rugs in my bedroom, YEP :)

 

So much our cutie pie chose to pee on it later:( I do love her and she must have been desperate to do it, son said he had let her out, but I think so, that was her little message she hadnt been.

 

FABREEZE anyone? xx

 

Either that or she has a good memory. Last accident on the rug was blamed on dog out of my embaressment. I had had seizure and found on floor and had well oops had an accident. Later kids said rug stunk and well dog was blamed. Think shes out for revenge, haha :)

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Just off the phone about an ATOS medical for my son. He was supposed to go for one on Thursday, but as he is in hospital he quite obviously cant, so called up to cancel it.

 

I then asked if it was necessary for him to have a medical at this precise moment in time, and was told it was to determine if he was actually ill!!!!!

 

Im like -- Hello, he is in HOSPITAL, to which I got the reply, that is irrelevent he still needs to have a medical.

 

So Im still currently swearing like a trooper and the air in our house is BLUE!

 

 

83% of all people that go to ATOS are told they are fit for work (apparently it's because they are breathing). Go with the flow maz and let them have their moment of ridicule. The tribunal panel will sort it out.

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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I'd be tempted to set up a live cam link to his hospital bed and take it to the interview myself, tbh.

 

Sod'em, your info is out of date, you don't need to be breathing to be fit to work, Zombies, vampires, all kind of undead can work! all these years, I thought Terry Pratchett's novels were a flight of fancy, it was in fact a precursor of ATOS guidelines!!!

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My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance.

 

It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary. :oops:

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Got news on my friend's brother with the Marfans :mad2:. after saying he would be in surgery within a couple of weeks, they are now saying it will be 8 weeks. Also this is going to be his biggest surgery yet and i'm really quite worried. They are replacing the aorta valve again, replacing the previous graft on the aorta, new grafting all along it up to the bend where it goes down the body, and also grafting some of the veins that lead to his brain as they are widening too. Nearly cried when on phone to my pal this morning. They have had more than a bad run of luck. I really wish I could wave a magic wand and make it all ok for them. They are worried about her too as her blood pressure has gone up, but that was even before all this and she's to take it easy and not get stressed. Like that's going to happen :mad2:.

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I want to live in a world where chickens are free to cross the road without their intentions being questioned. :razz:

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