What Made You Smile Today?

[burlyb]

I loaded a post here of a harlem shake that was done by my two sons and their mates and an inaimated hands shake by me tuesday night for comic relief but the link i tried to post went divy

Edited March 14, 2013 by burlyb

[burlyb]

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh my god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot in my butt?" She replies, “No, I'm your son's math teacher."

I'm saving this one ...10/10

[burlyb]

reading on msn that the oldest twin prositutes in Amsterdam are retiring @ reaching 70 years old.................the KY jelly company will find a BIG dip in it's profits now I'd guess:lol:

[Night Owl]

Painting! Painting my living room makes me happy! All clean and gives me time to do a bit of a clear out too!

[maroondevo52]

Thinking about my journey to Glasgow tomorrow to watch the Mighty Heart of Midlothian in the Cup Final

[Nystagmite]

Friend posted a picture of his dog on Facebook yesterday and I asked if the dog was sticking his tongue out. He said "no, floppy lips". A friend replied "don't call her (me) floppy lips".

[zydeco]

Seeing Cadburys cream eggs on sale in Home Bargains at 8 for a quid

[maroondevo52]

cheap

[adridude]

Seeing someone's pet squirrel bantering with their cats

[determindator]

I see we are now starting to hear what happened before the Big Bang. Now that does interest me.

[adridude]

@determindator: huh? you'v elost me?

 

@the thread: someones dog taking the owner for a walk (lol)

[zydeco]

Seeing someone's pet squirrel bantering with their cats

 

This really made me smile, "bantering"

[zydeco]

I see we are now starting to hear what happened before the Big Bang. Now that does interest me.

Not quite, as I heard it, it's about a trillionth, thrillionth of a second just after the bang?

[determindator]

@determindator: huh? you'v elost me?

 

Well, we don't want to lose you!

 

This relates to a news report ystday about the Planck Satellite http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21866464

 

In the TV report it was mentioned the info could lead to what happened before the 'Big Bang' or whatever it was:madgrin:

Edited March 22, 2013 by determindator

[zydeco]

This relates to a news report ystday about the Planck Satellite http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21866464

 

Ah, this is the bit where suddenly the age of the universe has been extended by about 50 million years, ( who really cares?) and the amount of dark matter changes and I still stick to the trillionth, trillionth second theory 'cos the big bang is only a theory and according to all biblical sources the world was created a bit later,

 

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/When_was_the_earth_created_according_to_the_Bible

 

Made me smile again:smile:

[caro]

Top of the Pops Big Hits 1977

[zydeco]

Top of the Pops : the story 1978

[caro]

Big difference between the years.

[maroondevo52]

Big difference between the years.

 

No only one

[caro]

No only one

 

Ok clever clogs. By this I mean:-

 

1977

 

Rod Stewart

David Bowie

Queen

The Jacksons

Bob Marley

 

1978

 

Brotherhood of Man

Boney M

Kate Bush

 

Maybe it was just the music picked for the 2 programmes, but for me the episode featuring 1977 was sheer class but 1978 had some decidedly naff choices.

[maroondevo52]

Kisses for me, save all your kisses for me !!! classic

[maroondevo52]

 

 

In 1976 Brotherhood of Man won the Eurovision Song Contest with "Save your kisses for me". The Guinness book of records recently presented them with an award for being the biggest winner of all time by percentage of vote gained and for being the biggest selling Eurovision single selling in excess of 5 million and reaching No1 in 33 different countries. Every year at Eurovision time they are invited to perform on TV all over Europe.

[caro]

 

 

In 1976 Brotherhood of Man won the Eurovision Song Contest with "Save your kisses for me". The Guinness book of records recently presented them with an award for being the biggest winner of all time by percentage of vote gained and for being the biggest selling Eurovision single selling in excess of 5 million and reaching No1 in 33 different countries. Every year at Eurovision time they are invited to perform on TV all over Europe.

 

Reason enough to avoid the Eurovision Song Contest!

[maroondevo52]

Bye bye baby Bye bye

[caro]

I'm holding out for a hero.