The Ask Bookie a Question thread - Anything you like, form an orderly queue please

[citizenB]

[HSBCrusher]

concerning Schrödinger's cat, would you say that the cat is dead or alive inside the box irrespective of opening the box, or is it the action of looking into the box that decides if it is dead or not? If the box is not opened it is not known if the cat is alive or dead, therefore is the cat both alive and dead at the same time before opening the box???

 

(I'd sooner the cat was dead myself)

[KER]

Why does a post on CAG have to have a certain number of characters in it before a signature will show?

[Lula]

that was toooooo easy caro.

 

try...

 

how do you explain the meaning of the term "shirtlifter" to somebody French who doesn't speak English?

 

snoooorrrrt

 

[Lula]

That's easy too... You bloody well get the other French person, who DOES speak English, a ) to translate, b) to explain to French person no1 what strange Cornishman is miming in the middle of a busy(ish) London pub.

 

and then watch said Cornishman almost explode when a Frenchman says that Cornish cheese is bloody awful :o:D:lol:

[HSBCrusher]

concerning Schrödinger's cat, would you say that the cat is dead or alive inside the box irrespective of opening the box, or is it the action of looking into the box that decides if it is dead or not? If the box is not opened it is not known if the cat is alive or dead, therefore is the cat both alive and dead at the same time before opening the box???

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come on, this is a good question...

[HSBCrusher]

and then watch said Cornishman almost explode when a Frenchman says that Cornish cheese is bloody awful :o:D:lol:

I bet he liked "G" pasties too

[Lula]

come on, this is a good question...

 

The answer is quite simple Crusher my lovely, the cat will be the opposite of whatever you want it to be, anyone owned by cats will know this

[Lula]

I bet he liked "G" pasties too

 

Probably LOL

 

I saw on the beeb website that they want the Cornish Pastie to be protected. From things such as "G"

[HSBCrusher]

whats a pastie?

[Bookworm]

concerning Schrödinger's cat, would you say that the cat is dead or alive inside the box irrespective of opening the box, or is it the action of looking into the box that decides if it is dead or not? If the box is not opened it is not known if the cat is alive or dead, therefore is the cat both alive and dead at the same time before opening the box???

 

(I'd sooner the cat was dead myself)

I hope you're prepared to take the flak for being exposed as a cat-hater, Dalek boy.

 

Anyway, as far as Schrodinger's cat is concerned, Schrodinger should be reported to the RSPCA for sticking the cat in a box in the first place and wait for it to die. Or not, as the case may be. All I know is that when the box gets opened, it's going to stink of either dead cat or live cat's poo and pee. Personally, I'd get rid of the box asap without even thinking of opening it.

 

Why does a post on CAG have to have a certain number of characters in it before a signature will show?

It's an anti-spammer measure.

 

whats a pastie?

 

:D

[HSBCrusher]

ah, the last two questions answered to satisfaction anyway

[blue4ever]

Are DONATIONS for CAG ON THE UP?????????????????????????????????

 

What ways can a donation be sent to CAG:wink:

[Bookworm]

I doubt it very much to Q1 and you can donate by Paypal here or contact AlanfromDerby for information to donate by other means to Q2.

[hedgey06]

I'd like to point out that I believe that said vodka is probably directly responsible for Hedgey's concussion.

 

How very dare you cast aspersions on my already flaky character.............

 

And you call yourself a friend............ beeeeeatch!!! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Think the worm may actually have a point though!!!

[blue4ever]

what is the name of the site that closed 1/2 months ago

[Janet-M]

I can answer that

 

Kung foo masters

 

or

 

Avuationrus

 

wow there are loads of them

[blue4ever]

Wrong JANNET-M, It Was A Site Like Ours And It Had To Close Because It Could Not Update It`s Site