What Made You Smile Today?

[charleyfarley]

Hmmmmm, modesty is not very becoming of you and you know what they say about Santa coming only once a year........... - not up to my standards

 

Well, he did have to go back to work......

 

for a rest by the sound of things!:p:p:p:p

[clemma]

I'm saying 'nuffin

[clemma]

Being whisked of to spain at the end of the month

 

Lucky you!!! Enjoy it

 

 

By Ryan Air

 

......or not

[**Tilly**]

Lucky you!!! Enjoy it

 

 

Oh i will

 

......or not

 

 

your right it's probs not i didn't book it pmsl

[**Tilly**]

Spending the day with my two grandaughters :D

[Mydogsawestie]

I got sent this joke on an email......

 

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable.

A woman was at her hair dresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

 

Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?'

'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'

 

'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. 'That's a terrible airline.. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly , and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'

'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste.'

 

'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced.

 

So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'

'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'

'That's rich ,' laughed=2 0the hairdresser. 'You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

 

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

 

'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $ 5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suit e at no extra charge!'

'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope..'

'Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

 

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'

'Oh, really! What 'd he say ?'

 

Wait for it ............................

 

 

 

 

He said: 'Where'd you get the ****ty Hairdo? '

[The GodMother]

I got sent this joke on an email......

 

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable.

 

A woman was at her hair dresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

 

Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?'

 

'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'

 

'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. 'That's a terrible airline.. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly , and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'

 

'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste.'

 

'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly,and they're overpriced.

 

So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'

 

'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'

 

'That's rich ,' laughed=2 0the hairdresser. 'You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

 

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'

 

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

 

'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

 

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $ 5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suit e at no extra charge!'

 

'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope..'

 

'Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

 

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'

 

'Oh, really! What 'd he say ?'

 

Wait for it ............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

He said: 'Where'd you get the ****ty Hairdo?'

 

 

LOL i cant stop laughing.

 

I take it the pope had been to the hairdressers and thought they were rubbish.

[ukaviator]

I gave the builders next door today ice cold Cokes, the look on their faces was fantastic.

 

Its too hot to be laying bricks.

[yourbank]

Woman in bikini selling maaisonette - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums

 

I wasn;t just smiling but LMFAO

[lexis200]

Co-op telling me in very haughty tones that they had sent a DN a couple of days ago.

 

Lovely, I said - they terminated the account ages ago:D

[diskmandave]

Lots, and lots of scantily clad young firm

flesh in the city centre today..... :D:D

[kurvaface]

My son saying I have pee on my trousers

 

(I was eating peas)

[caro]

Reminiscing with friends from long long ago.

[rickygips]

I smiled because I have another day to live and be more productive. This is a day that I can have more time to have a good time.

[ukaviator]

Well tell us more rickygips . . .

 

My scantily clad neighbour made me smile today. She has tried her hardest to get to her car without being wolfwhistled by the builders next door.

[empowered]

Lloyds discontinuing their two claims against us:D

[lexis200]

Well tell us more rickygips . . .

 

My scantily clad neighbour made me smile today. She has tried her hardest to get to her car without being wolfwhistled by the builders next door.

 

Last time I got wolf-whistled I got a dopey grin on my face and tripped over my own feet (in my defence it had taken me by surprise 'cos I didn't realise anyone was there!)

 

I like to make an impression:D

[diskmandave]

Delivering to Couture Restaurant on Oxford Road in the

heart of student land this morning I spotted a young

lady probably aged about 19 years....

 

Wearing a tight little white dress, a pair of sandals

and absolutely nothing else!!

 

She was drenched to the skin in the opening

downpour of the day and might as well have

been completely naked!

 

Made my day!

[SOD'EM]

They won't be wearing anything like that in Canada Dave:-|.

[diskmandave]

I'll have Lady Smirnoff to keep me company in Canada!

[SOD'EM]

Anything will do when you have VodkaVision:p.

[caro]

Delivering to Couture Restaurant on Oxford Road in the

heart of student land this morning I spotted a young

lady probably aged about 19 years....

 

Wearing a tight little white dress, a pair of sandals

and absolutely nothing else!!

 

She was drenched to the skin in the opening

downpour of the day and might as well have

been completely naked!

 

Made my day!

 

Did you wake up then and find it was all a dream?

[clemma]

diskmandave selling a 20p coin for 4.20 on ebay - made me laugh not just smile :D

[pinkduchess]

a he/she not sure which running down the platform of the tube with bandy legs & killer heels & jumping into the carriage...then proceeding to tell me where all her clothes had come from etc...lol

[caro]

Wouldn't you like to know!!