The HSBC off topic and talking about silly stuff type thread :-)

[johnnymitch]

Evenin' all - just got in - hope you're all OK:)

 

Got your invite , thanks Jo

 

Now , where's that whisky........?

[jowalshy]

Here you go johnny...

[johnnymitch]

Aw, thank you, you're an Angel.........that's lovely :-) I'd say 'bottoms up' but it might be taken the wrong way at the moment.....LOL!

 

Thought I might post that 'Tendjewberrymud' Jo, - what do you reckon?

[freakyleaky]

Thought I might post that 'Tendjewberrymud' Jo, - what do you reckon?

Hi Johnny! Whats that all about then?

[jowalshy]

It is part of a joke Freaky:-

 

Read it how it sounds:-

 

Be warned, you're may find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. This has been nominated for best email of 1999.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G: "You're welcome"

[johnnymitch]

Thanks Jo - you saved me the butter..... Oops sorry - bother

[johnnymitch]

It's kept freaky quiet fr a bit anyway...........LOL!

[pinkduchess]

it took me 24 hours to digest!!

[freakyleaky]

Thats well mental!

[johnnymitch]

Tha's what happens when you have too much 'bother honey side' PD LOL

[jowalshy]

I am really sorry PD, but I found this pic and had to share:-

 

[johnnymitch]

That's Latty's loo you've photographed!!!!!!!!!!

[jowalshy]

I am off now to bed. Sees ya'll later.

 

Now be good

[pinkduchess]

we're always good

 

nite jo

[johnnymitch]

Nite Jo - sleep tight!

 

Think I'll turn in as well - nite all !

[Castlebest]

Nite Johnny

[pinkduchess]

nite johnny

[Castlebest]

Whats happened to AGE ? not seen her in days ?

[pinkduchess]

she didnt say she was going anywhere - maybe just wanted some time off

[Castlebest]

maybe, dont think she was involved over the weekend

[pinkduchess]

ssshhhhhhhh

[Castlebest]

[pinkduchess]

dont do that face!! lets just forget the weekend & move on

[Castlebest]

We have its all sorted now

[HSBCrusher]

oh, come on.

have another pint.

 

I have had two already.

afternoon drinking... what am I coming to?