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Here is something to get you thinking:-

 

There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?

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how about this one..A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this possibly be?

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how about this one..A man and his son are in a car crash. The father is killed and the child is taken to hospital gravely injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this boy - for he is my son!!!' How can this possibly be?

 

Was the father that was killed a step dad?

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Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

 

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that

they both

brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth

and fifth

grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken

sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it

anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

 

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers

down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she p ulled up her skirt.

He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more

chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut

butter. He said

to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting

to get feathers

down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants

for her!

 

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK

and GIZZARDS!!!

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A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.

 

So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.

 

The girl responds: "Which one? We have,

 

 

 

Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95;

 

Volleyball Barbie: £19.95;

 

Shopping Barbie: £19.95;

 

Surfer Barbie: £19.95;

 

Disco Barbie: £19.95; and

 

Divorced Barbie: £299.95

 

 

 

Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?"

 

 

 

Exasperated, the girl responds:

 

 

 

"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":

 

 

 

Ken's Car

 

Ken's House

 

Ken's Boat

 

Ken's furniture

 

Ken's jewellery

 

Ken's money

 

Ken's computer, and

 

Ken's best friend

 

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

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