If you had 3 wishes....

[monopoly23]

...what would they be?

 

And you CAN'T wish for more wishes.

 

 

My first would be financial security and happiness for my family.

 

My second would be WORLD PEACE. (groan, I know)

 

My third would be for renewable energy sources to immediately become sole providers of all the energy we use.

 

Think carefully cos mine are a bit crappy

[jonni2bad]

Three is too much, I would wish for only one.

 

[hedgey06]

Okie dokie......... here comes the boring beggar!!!:

 

1. Health, wealth and happiness for my 4 kids

2. A new boss (cos current one's a *anker!!!)

3. Takeaway curry every Friday night (with a bottle of wine of course)

 

I'll sack world peace................... never achieve that while tory blair's alive!!!! x

[demon_x_slash]

1. If I saw a book that I liked, regardless of where it was or who it belonged to, the owner/proprietor would have to give it to me for free

 

2. A house in the sticks with a garden

 

3. See (1), but substitute 'book' for animal

[hedgey06]

1. If I saw a book that I liked, regardless of where it was or who it belonged to, the owner/proprietor would have to give it to me for free

 

2. A house in the sticks with a garden

 

3. See (1), but substitute 'book' for animal

 

No curry and wine?????????

[stevokenevo]

1 i would wish that my family maintained there health and we all grow old happily together

 

2 i would wish that my family could stick together and always be there for each other

 

3 i would wish that no matter what becomes of this world, and no matter how bad this country we live in becomes, that one day, we could reclaim it for ourselves and put ourselves first, instead of trying to right the wrongs of the world and dragging everyone down at the same time.

[The cobbett slayer]

1 - Good health and fair but not excessive wealth for my family

 

2 - That the world was a place where power was used fairly, not as a weapon.

 

3 - That the mother in law wasn't so bloody ugly!!

[Lula]

1. For my family to be rich beyond our wildest dreams (it really would take more than a few mill!)

2. For me to be a size 14 for ever and be able to eat anything that i wanted

 

3. For my children and their children (when they come) to live long healthy lives

 

 

Not very altrusitic, but they are MY wishes lol

[Mr lex]

This brings to mind a story Mrs Lex came home with :-

 

A junior negotiator, a senior negotiator and the office manager are appraising a building site. The junior neg spots something shining in the rubble, picks it up and it's an old silver lamp. Being young, naive and hopeful she gives it a quick rub & out pops a Genie! 'Thank you for releasing me - I will now grant you three wishes. The senior neg decides it's only fair to have one wish each, not wanting the junior to have all the glory. The Junior neg says that she would like a 4 week holiday in Barbados and all the money she can spend - whoosh! She's vanished. The senior neg is very impressed and decides to chance his arm, he requests a bank balance of 3 million and to be on his own island in the Seychelles - whoosh! He's vanished too. The Genie then turns to the office manager and says 'What is your wish?' The office manager says 'I want those two back in the office by 8.30am sharp, tomorrow!'

[monopoly23]

3 i would wish that no matter what becomes of this world, and no matter how bad this country we live in becomes, that one day, we could reclaim it for ourselves and put ourselves first, instead of trying to right the wrongs of the world and dragging everyone down at the same time.

 

I like this one

 

And this one by TCS:

3 - That the mother in law wasn't so bloody ugly!!

[Janet-M]

1) that my disabled child was healthy

 

2) I could start my life again from age 15 knowing what I now know

 

3) that there was no such thing as peodophiles

[Mr lex]

Yes Janet,

 

I really wish that for you too hun,

 

Lex

[dave]

I just wish that people could spell the word 'lose' properly, instead of 'loose'.

 

(It get's my goat up that one!)

[stevokenevo]

I just wish that people could spell the word 'lose' properly, instead of 'loose'.

 

(It get's my goat up that one!)

 

Its were or where for me.............. i wish i knew which one and when, i always get it wrong

[demon_x_slash]

'Where' is a place or location, or question: "Where am I? Where has he gone?"

 

'Were' is something that has happened, or happened in the past: "The girls were there, but now they've gone; were you around at that time?"

 

'We're' is simply a shortening of 'we are': "We're going down the pub, fancy coming along? We're not needed at work today."

 

So:

 

A - "Where did they go?"

B - "Oh, they were there before..."

A - "Come on; we're going to find them."

 

*takes teaching hat off*

[demon_x_slash]

I just wish that people could spell the word 'lose' properly, instead of 'loose'.

 

(It get's my goat up that one!)

 

Similarly, 'chose' and 'choose'...although, davey, there's no apostrophe in 'gets'

[stevokenevo]

i should print that off and stick it somewhere? next to my screen, but i wouldn't know where!? ;-)

[demon_x_slash]

*applause* There you go!

[Curlyben]

1/ Banks paying out after the FIRST letter and saying sorry

2/ Honesty in the Financial world

3/ Well that'll do really as I'm not greedy

[bally35]

I just wish that people could spell the word 'lose' properly, instead of 'loose'.

 

(It get's my goat up that one!)

 

Advise instead of advice.

[demon_x_slash]

"I would advise you that I can only give advice..."

[Woolleykat]

If we're getting silly - Serial instead of Cereal. Different letter I know but same theory especially if you're foreign.

[barracad]

1) Cure my short term memory loss

2) Make killing chavs legal, and preferably turn it into some kind of sporting event

3) Cure my short term memory loss

[barracad]

Health,

 

1 wish

 

wealth

 

2 wishes

 

and happiness

 

3 wishes

 

for my 4 kids

 

ok make that 12 wishes!

 

A new boss

 

13 wishes

 

(cos current one's a *anker!!!)

 

a banker?! I hope you've told admin!

 

Takeaway curry every Friday night

 

14 wishes

 

(with a bottle of wine of course)

 

15 wishes

 

Methinks hedgey doesn't understand this game...

[Woolleykat]

Health for all my animals so I don't have to pay the vets bills.

Wealth for me just incase the first one doesn't work.

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet - thought that was something to do with Shakespeare?