Cag Rap..........Please join in

[determindator]

It was the mention of resurrection which brought this to mind. We seem to have some fun players and so after a year I'm starting off again with this. I want to see the rap grow so help please.

 

This fee isn't me

but you want it I see.

Big up the Bankers they'll always be

the biggest fish in the big blue sea.

They grew it, they blew it

where did it go?

We ask the questions

does anyone know?

The tide is turning to stop the curse,

stop matters getting worse and worse.

It's time to close that worldwide purse.

[spencer1959]

(not sure if this is rap but.. )

 

I need some petrol so its off to the bank

To get some cash..

to fill the ol gas tank.

 

Ah Poo

Not Another

Damn Queue

 

Quick Quick let me through

I need MY Money..

more than you

 

I’m sick en tired of wasting time

While you make millions..

And I’m left in a line

[389shell]

Pop goes the cork

pass the champagne flute,

all this overdraft charging

is just an absolute hoot,

you pay for my lifestyle

my Saville Row suits

my crumpet catcher cars

and my crocodile boots.

 

The listening bank

the bank that says yes

what happened to our morals

is anyones guess.

Bring in your granny

we'll have the clothes from her back

your childrens money too

our guidelines are very slack.

 

To sum up our caring nature

we don't give a fig

now pass me that champagne

whilst I have a little swig.

[determindator]

Very impressive Spencer and Shell!!

 

 

Many thanks for joining in. BTW still more room for more!!

[determindator]

Bumped

[badboy09]

ermmm lol here goes :

 

i ran to the bank to get some money ,

whilst drinking my coffee latee with honey ,

the cash machine ate my card abit to fast ,

it didnt even let me grasp any of my cash ,

i storm into the bank demanding my money ,

the cashier stared and thought it was funny ,

i argued and argued till i got my cash ,

the teller was old and deserved a kick in the ass ,

i left the bank with my hard earned dough,

chilling and walking as i went with the flow ,

halifax bank didnt get the better of me ,

as i stood in there doorway taking a wee,

the puddle i left was so appealing ,

i walked away wondering what halifax were feeling .....

 

mwahhhh

[determindator]

Any additions?!

[daisy102]

The world's local bank

Is taking the p

If you want your money

Pay the overdraft fee

I beg and I plead

But they sit there and grin

Then I found CAG (Hooray)

So I'm gonna win

[locutus]

I like to rap and I find it fun

Finding words that rhyme with bum

And as we're upset about the banker

I get to call him a total anchor

around the neck of society

(I'd call him worse but that's just me!)

[bulletpoint]

Me money's me own or that's dat's wat I tort

Till I had a letter to say "your ass is bought"

Now I dance to your tune till de time comes

whenl I say to de bank "now do ye sums"

you take my cash in de old ppi,and den you

assure me i'm ok to die

But me wife become ill and you give your rendition,

we can't pay you out "tis pre existing condition"

[totiesquoties]

oh they think it's a joke

to harrass your bloke

till they make him ill

and has to take a pill

oh they the robots

the **** of the earth

they're no good for nothing

and not got a worth

[determindator]

Any additions?

[duckwaddler]

There's some very good rapping indeed here, I'm impressed! Now let's see if I can do this without being laughed off the forum

 

So got I the letter of a final demand,

I pray to the lord, please it's gettin outta hand,

The pressure is pushin me to indamnation,

My only hope is divine intervention,

Don't these guys know they push us to the edge,

Teetering dangerously like a baseball on a ledge,

You see they don't care who they screw today,

As long as those bloodsuckers have their way,

I gotta put my foot down, gotta make a loud noise,

Not playing this game anymore, yeh I'm taking in my toys!

[determindator]

Bumping this up and wondered if our resident poet rappers want to contribute.

[snowdragon]

is the country going to the dogs?

maybe we should all eat chocolate logs

less of the fights and more fun,

come on now and enjoy the sun!

 

( not to self, must do better! )

[citizenB]

Didn't know this existed.

[unclebulgaria67]

Jeremy Corbyn a man from the left of politics

Found popular support for his game of no tricks

But then came along a CAG mod named Conniff

Who could not resist asking the question what if.....

[determindator]

[snowdragon]

the if's, the what's, the maybe's and more

come on people you know the score

listen up and hear the beat,

Get yourself's over to CAG street

[SabreSheep]

Cars in two places what is this

A PPC makes turns them into a Tardis

And so it seems the game is a foot

doctoring time stamps to scoop the loot

Blown away by the same open car boot

Fraudulent activity that does not compute

ukpc are the parking professionals

But after this they are nothing but criminals