Scotland Xmas get together, Sat 8th Dec Glasgow

[Goldlady]

I sleep with my dugs every night (in the snoring sense)! All three of them:D. Usually one on the bottom of the bed and one either side but when OH is away I have all three on the bed, and our old cat under the covers next to me. This weather it has been a three dog night.

[Hippy-chick]

LOL Goldlady

 

Up here in Scotland we have something called central heating. Works a treat!

 

[maroondevo52]

I sleep with my dugs every night .

 

Know what you mean, I wake up with no feeling in my legs, one's a Pyranean.. and boy she's BIG.

[Vital Spark]

AND..... The English have STILL not found the real Stone of Scone!

 

They think that the lump of rock that rests beneath the throne is it.....but it's not.

Hmmm,

 

Unner the throne it rests nae mair.

T'wiz tain oot frae ablo thone daft, fancy chair

An' totit the hale wie back up tae Auld Reekie

Whaur towrits maun paie fur a wee bit peekie.

 

Noo whether it's real or an auld bit fake,

Is debatable bit fur aony's sake,

Can we no jist git oan wae oor neeburs doon bye

Fur who ur the English, oanywie?

 

Thur wiz Normans, an' Saxon's, Roman's an' Gauls

Tain the locals doon ther an' squeezit their ****s

Thiv bin conquirt bi this yin an' that yin an' then

The Norsemen cam back tae hit them again.

 

Kin yiz no feel some pity fur folk bashed ower much?

Ur we nae long'r Scots wae the forgie'in touch?

Let's invite them tae Ceilidhs and gie them a dram

Fur thir Picts an' thirs Celts livin' yet in thir land.

 

Okay, okay, needs work and the last rhymes a bit iffy so dae it yirsels.

[Goldlady]

:lol:

 

Yep we have central heating too but dogs are much better!! Mine are not small either - one German Shep/Welsh Collie Cross and two Dalmatian/Foxhound Crosses.

[MilkTrayMan]

Polish dialect, I presume??...

 

 

...lol...

[Vital Spark]

Ocht, I'm only jesting.

 

 

Tired tonight H-c. I'm clearing up after the tradesmen who are fitting my dble glazing: stoor everywhere and the job's not done yet.

 

There are holes right through from the bedrooms to the outsdide allowing the cold air to rush in.

 

Does anyone on this thread know if the foam used to seal around the windows is the same as the stuff for cavity wall insulation? My asthma has been really bad and there's loads of that foam bulging into the room. I still haven't slept because my breathing was so bad through the night.

[rory32]

Polish dialect, I presume??...

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'

(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)

The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.

The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

[Rooster-UK]

Hmmm,

 

Unner the throne it rests nae mair.

T'wiz tain oot frae ablo thone daft, fancy chair

An' totit the hale wie back up tae Auld Reekie

Whaur towrits maun paie fur a wee bit peekie.

 

Noo whether it's real or an auld bit fake,

Is debatable bit fur aony's sake,

Can we no jist git oan wae oor neeburs doon bye

Fur who ur the English, oanywie?

 

Thur wiz Normans, an' Saxon's, Roman's an' Gauls

Tain the locals doon ther an' squeezit their ****s

Thiv bin conquirt bi this yin an' that yin an' then

The Norsemen cam back tae hit them again.

 

Kin yiz no feel some pity fur folk bashed ower much?

Ur we nae long'r Scots wae the forgie'in touch?

Let's invite them tae Ceilidhs and gie them a dram

Fur thir Picts an' thirs Celts livin' yet in thir land.

 

Okay, okay, needs work and the last rhymes a bit iffy so dae it yirsels.

Very well put.

 

The Scots don't have a problem with the English. Unfortunately, the converse is not always true.

Let us all remember that we are ALL part of the UNITED KINGDOM.

[Vital Spark]

Hmmm, Goldlady, wonder if it's really your dogs and not MTM. He claims to come from Beds............................but whose??????

 

;)

[maroondevo52]

it's full of cow s ** t.)

'

 

Maybe thats what they've stuffed round Vital Sparks windies.

[MilkTrayMan]

Although I may have a Scottish grandmother, being an international beach volleyball playing Brazillian, I find U greatly amusing Mister rory32 Sir!...

 

 

...lol...

[Goldlady]

Hmmm, Goldlady, wonder if it's really your dogs and not MTM. He claims to come from Beds............................but whose??????

 

;)

 

Well I have never woken up to find a box of choccies on the bedside table.

 

Suppose it could be that the dogs have eaten them:shock:

[Vital Spark]

Well, that may be true, Rooster UK, but I'm Scottish first and foremost. However, a body doesn't have to be the same as me for me to like them. I rather appreciate the diferences.

 

LOL! Heck, if everyone was the same as me, I think I'd have to emigrate planet fashion coz I find me difficult enough to live with and I got little choice.

 

BUT, I know Scots who do hate the English or think they do (doubt they know them all). I've also experienced English folk with little time for the Scots. Most Scots are reasonable and I have to reitterate that I received a tremendous amount of warm hospitality when I lived in England, even in London: welcomed into families who asked me to treat them as my own.

 

I don't like, black folk, I don't like French folk, I don't like yellow folk, I don't like gay folk. I don't like Germans, I don't like Greeks, I don't like thin folk, I don't like fat folk.

 

I LIKE NICE FOLK and don't care where they're from or what their colour or size: it's the hearts and characters that concern me. Never liked anyone because of their religion, their nationality or their shape/size: only because they were appealing as folk.

 

 

Read that carefully.

[Rooster-UK]

You can't say fairer than that.

[Vital Spark]

Love your "sharn yarn", Rory. It was always the "sharn" was mucked oot o' the byre in Orkney where I was brought up. In later years I had a friend called Sharon but my dad insisted in calling her Shairon. She kept correcting him and I did advise him that it was really annoying her.

 

His reply, "Maggie, dear, I could never bring my self to look a woman in the face and call her cow sh**".

[Hippy-chick]

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'

(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)

The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.

The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

 

LOL Rory

 

Remind me never to ask you to make me a cup of tea!

[Vital Spark]

Night night folks. I really got to get some sleep tonight.

 

Sweet dreams.

xx

[Goldlady]

Prejudice is a funny thing. I am lucky that I was born into a generation that didn't really care about what colour, religion or whatever people were. And I truly hope I am bringing my kids up in the same way. My late Dad, who was Scottish through and through, had reasons to distrust most people - to my disgust as a teenager, but then he did fight in WW2 as well.

 

But you can understand why modern prejudices come about - people abusing the benefit system I think is the main issue. One of my best friends is Indian and she saved me from being expelled from school as we were caught smoking together and the school were too afraid of the repercussions if they expelled her:D. So they couldn't expel me either!