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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Q. Why do little boys whine?

A. They are practicing to be men.

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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy

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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A. You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q. Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A. It helps them remember which end to wipe...

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Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A. Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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Being unhappy with my wifes mood swings, I bought her one of these mood rings so I could monitor her mood. We discovered that when she is in a good mood it turns green and when she is in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on my forehead.

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