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:) whats the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?

 

:) anyone can Roast Beef

 

dk

 

 

Thank was a good one.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

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Silliest question I have been asked was "Excuse me but are you reading that paper your sitting on?"

 

hahahahahahahahaha.

 

obviously you are.

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I had an interview today and was asked if I had a clean driving licence. I replied "yes I do". I was then asked if I could drive.

 

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A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.

 

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A Panda goes into a bar, wanders up to the barman and says "can I have a pint of your finest

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bitter please"

 

The barman says sure, no problem... but why the big paws :D

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I had an interview today and was asked if I had a clean driving licence. I replied "yes I do". I was then asked if I could drive.

 

:confused:

 

 

Erm erm :?

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Fair question imo. There are many people with licenses who cannot drive to save their lives!

Unfortunately it's not just their lives that they put at risk. If it were I'd ignore it... Mark it as a modern twist to Darwin's theory!

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4 pieces of string went into a pub.

 

The first went to the bar and asked for a pint.

The bartender said "are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string said "yes"

The bartender said "sorry, we don't serve alcohol to pieces of string"

 

The second went to the bar and asked for a pint.

The bartender said "are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string said "yes"

The bartender said "sorry, we don't serve alcohol to pieces of string"

 

The third went to the bar and asked for a pint.

The bartender said "are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string said "yes"

The bartender said "sorry, we don't serve alcohol to pieces of string"

 

The fourth went to the bar and asked for 4 pints.

The bartender said "are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string said "no, i'm a frayed knot"

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4 pieces of string went into a pub.

 

The first went to the bar and asked for a pint.

The bartender said "are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string said "yes"

The bartender said "sorry, we don't serve alcohol to pieces of string"

 

The second went to the bar and asked for a pint.

The bartender said "are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string said "yes"

The bartender said "sorry, we don't serve alcohol to pieces of string"

 

The third went to the bar and asked for a pint.

The bartender said "are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string said "yes"

The bartender said "sorry, we don't serve alcohol to pieces of string"

 

The fourth went to the bar and asked for 4 pints.

The bartender said "are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string said "no, i'm a frayed knot"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With that joke, I think your stringing us along..

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:D hope you mind blonde jokes because i have quite few :D

 

i'll start with one for now

 

A blonde comes home and finds her house had been broken into

phones police they send a canine unit

officer gets out with canine

and the blond shouts bloody typical

they send me a blind copper :eek:

 

 

dk

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Paddy comes back from the USA and he gets pulled up by customs.

He is carrying a sack over each shoulder and is asked what is in them.

He shows them that they are both full to the brim with mobile phones.

The customs officer is curious and asks Paddy why he has them.

Paddy says "Well, while I was in America I had a phone call from my

mate Murphy. He said he is starting a new jazz band and can I bring him

back 2 saxophones".

 

:-|:grin:

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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Paddy tells Mick that he is thinking of buying a labradour.

Mick says "are you joking Paddy, have you seen how many of their owners go blind".:-|

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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