Mr Andrew Woo want to share $10Million with ME !! Scam

[slick132]

Lucky old me - today received a letter from Mr Andrew Woo, Principal Assurance Manager for the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC).

 

Apparently, someone with my surname died intestate (it was spelled interstate! ) in China recently leaving $9.65 million.

 

All I have to do is respond to him by email, fax or phone and the bank will contact me to confirm that Mr Slick (dec'd) has "willed" me the money. Then Tianjin Investments will pay me.

 

He continues, "I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. For all your troubles, I propose we split the money in half. In banking circle, this happens every time."

 

He finishes saying he's a family man with a wife and kids and wants me to keep this just between ourselves. He realises this is not without a measure of risk but nothing ventured, nothing gained. Success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold, so contact him asap.

 

So now that I'll be filthy rich, you may not see me around any more.

 

But how's this for a coincidence. When Mrs Slick came home from work, she said her boss, who has a different surname, was also written to today by Mr Woo to say another man died interstate and her boss should contact Mr Woo for his half share of ANOTHER $9.65 Million.

 

How wierd is THAT !!

[Rooster-UK]

Nigeria is going global

[gezwee]

Dear uncle Slick,

 

Please can you get that e-mail off to Mr Woo this evening and lend me a couple of million as soon as the money comes through

 

Your loving nephew

 

Gez

[kiptower]

hang on he contacted me 2 weeks ago telling me the same OMG related to one of the site team now

[maroondevo52]

 

He finishes saying he's a family man with a wife and kids and wants me to keep this just between ourselves.

 

That's it, you've blown it, give him my e-mail addy

[Rooster-UK]

When this news broke, earlier this evening, I asked Slick what he planned to do about all the begging letters.

 

He replied that it wouldn't be a problem....... He'd still continue to send them.

[diamondgirl]

OMG get in line me first. I have relatives all over the world who have left me millions of dollars - in fact I'm a multi multi multi multi millionaire, guess it must be billionaire actually - well according to my emails from Mr this, Dr that etc., - Well I can dream can't I.

 

DG

[slick132]

Aww, come on peeps - at least let me get the money into my account first.

 

THEN I'll get me cheque book out..........

[sillygirl1]

I did say to one of them that phoned me and said a long lost relative died that they should pay one of my debtors first.... they hung up... wonder why

 

There seems to be a spate of these going round again, including all the banks I've never had an account with and the supposed Paypal problems.....

 

Please can everyone watch out for elderly relatives who may not be internet savvy on these scams.

[slick132]

I'm sending a copy of my letter to Consumer Direct.

 

If this IS a [problem], I'm sure they'll visit Mr Woo and give him a very stern talking-to !!

 

Only problem is - Mr Woo forgot to include his address on my letter.

[kiptower]

strange I actually know mr woo got his address for you in the uk

 

SeeWoo - Oriental Food Specialists -

 

I can deliver any letter for him as we go in the greenwich one regular

 

so you can see(mr)woo

[gezwee]

Just realised, our Mr Woo in west street gives free prawn crackers with any orders over 20 squid

 

Uncle Slick now checking yell.com and realising I live about 10 miles down the road from him

[kiptower]

go in the wholesale place get a box for 30p make about 2 carrier bags full, takes 3 secs in deep fryer and you get as many as you want fresh

[gezwee]

go in the wholesale place get a box for 30p make about 2 carrier bags full, takes 3 secs in deep fryer and you get as many as you want fresh

 

Send me a link to the wholesalers pleeeeeeease, could dunk these suckers in me curry sauce till the cows come home...... oh hang on, can see a problem here, wifey won't let me near the kitchen (except to paint it), oh and fit it, and clean up after the kids and empty the dishwasher and and and ........

[kiptower]

its in the link a few posts up ,

 

got 4 boxes in my kitchen unopened ,,

 

link here also http://www.seewoo.com/x/stores.html

 

clear yer PM box ,, lol

Edited February 26, 2010 by kiptower

[gezwee]

its in the link a few posts up ,

 

got 4 boxes in my kitchen unopened ,,

 

link here also SeeWoo - Oriental Food Specialists - - Stores

 

Oh yeah, how p***ed am I tonight, can feel a trip to Greenwich coming up at the weekend

 

clear yer PM box ,, lol

 

Cleared me PM box (a bit), the bugger keeps filling up though

[kiptower]

one warning stay out the second to last isle , its all the spices in there, its seventh heaven just the smell , I usually do that isle 3 times

 

pic as promised these are the best ones to get, upto 3" round and thicker than normal

 

Edited February 26, 2010 by kiptower

[JimmySpangle]

Mr Woo used to own a laundry. I am sad to see that the business was a flop. Apparently he shouted 'what a hope' as he chewed a bar of soap. I kid you not!!!!! This was in the news not long ago. He ended up cleaning windows.

 

In fact here is the news item:

 

[moneyproblem]

Slick, I know I am so late on this, but can I have 1 million of your inheritance please; if that is asking for too much can I have .5 million then please. I know there was something rich about you

[mr2mr2]

well we must be related cause i had this message in the past

[ihateyes]

Lucky old me - today received a letter from Mr Andrew Woo, Principal Assurance Manager for the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (ICBC).

 

Apparently, someone with my surname died intestate (it was spelled interstate! ) in China recently leaving $9.65 million.

 

All I have to do is respond to him by email, fax or phone and the bank will contact me to confirm that Mr Slick (dec'd) has "willed" me the money. Then Tianjin Investments will pay me.

 

He continues, "I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. For all your troubles, I propose we split the money in half. In banking circle, this happens every time."

 

He finishes saying he's a family man with a wife and kids and wants me to keep this just between ourselves. He realises this is not without a measure of risk but nothing ventured, nothing gained. Success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold, so contact him asap.

 

So now that I'll be filthy rich, you may not see me around any more.

 

But how's this for a coincidence. When Mrs Slick came home from work, she said her boss, who has a different surname, was also written to today by Mr Woo to say another man died interstate and her boss should contact Mr Woo for his half share of ANOTHER $9.65 Million.

 

How wierd is THAT !!

 

Dear Mr Slick.......

 

im your love child........

 

 

Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!