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God sued over pestilence and terror - Yahoo! News UK

 

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WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.

 

State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes.

The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents.

It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.

Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.

He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.

Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment."

 

 

I wonder if they'll get McKenzie Hall to do the debt collecting?

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I think he's seen that Billy Connolly film (The Man Who Sued God) and been unable to distinguished what happens in a film and reality.

 

If he's awarded damages Lowells will know doubt buy the debt.

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I typed more words :p

HAVE YOU BEEN TREATED UNFAIRLY BY CREDITORS OR DCA's?

 

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I always liked this daft American insurance story: jardMail - Cigar Insurance

Robertxc v. Abbey - £3300 Settled in full

Robertxc v. Clydesdale - £750 Settled in full

Nationwide v. Robertxc - £2000 overdraft wiped out, Default removed by order of the sheriff

Robertxc v. Style Card - Default removed by order of the sheriff

Robertxc v. Abbey (1) - Data Protection Act action. £750 compensation

Robertxc v. Abbey (2) - Data Protection Act action. £2000 compensation, default removed

 

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Not only in America, actually:

 

The Man Who Sued God (2001) is set in Australia, so at best, yon chappie nicked the idea from there.

 

Yeah, and he got his idea from Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant | The Onion - America's Finest News Source . Which is American.

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Yeah, but I did more research.

Don't you kid yourself darlin'

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Ok, here comes the dreams wrecker again... You do know that that story is not real, right? :-D
Evil witch.

Robertxc v. Abbey - £3300 Settled in full

Robertxc v. Clydesdale - £750 Settled in full

Nationwide v. Robertxc - £2000 overdraft wiped out, Default removed by order of the sheriff

Robertxc v. Style Card - Default removed by order of the sheriff

Robertxc v. Abbey (1) - Data Protection Act action. £750 compensation

Robertxc v. Abbey (2) - Data Protection Act action. £2000 compensation, default removed

 

The opinions on this post are those of Robertxc and not necessarily the opinions of the group and do not constitute sound legal advice. You are advised to seek professional legal advice.

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