Finally, I might be rich!!

[Hammy1962]

I received this :-

 

From Mrs. Alice Idris

Abidjan- Cote D'Ivoire

 

May I Humbly solicit your confidence in this Transaction, as Being utterly confidential and top secret. But I am Assuring you That you SHALL BE very happy at the end of the Day. I Decided to Contact you due to the Urgency of this Transaction, as I wish to Repose my Trust and confidence on your Discreteness and Ability in Transaction of this Nature. Let me start by Introducing my self Properly to you, my name is Mrs. Alice Idris, I am the Regional Bank Manager of BOA Bank Abidjan-Cote D 'Ivoire I Came to know about you in my Private Search for a reliable and reputable Foreigner to handle this Confidential Transaction As the Regional Bank Manager of BOA BANK ;. it IS my duty to send a financial report to my head office at the end of each year On the course of the 2012 year report, We discovered an excess profit of Fifteen Million Us Dollars, [$ 15,000,000.00] which we have kept in SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.

 

As an officer of the Bank I CAN not BE Directly Connected to this Fund for Security Reasons, That IS why I am Contacting you for US to Work Together to Get the SAID Fund into your Bank account for INVESTMENT in your Country. The percentage Ratio IS THUS: 40% for you, 60% for me and my colleagues. Note: There Are Practically no Risks Involved in this Transactionas it IS 100% Risk free and Will BE legally Bonded, it Will BE Bank to Bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the next of kin / Beneficiary to the original depositor of this fund who made ​​the deposit with Kumasi branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, if you find this Proposal suitable for you, kindly reply for full details. I Will appreciate it very much, If this Proposal IS acceptable by you, do not make Undue Advantage of the Trust I Have Bestowed on you, and I Assure you That we SHALL Achieve it successfully.

 

3 things to note :-

 

1. I'm a 'reliable and reputable Foreigner'.

2. Maybe the $15 is that which Tesco mislaid.

3. The is practically no risk.

 

I'm tempted to reply just for a laugh.

 

H

[silverfox1961]

I'm not sure that CAG would be allowed to carry that as it does state that it is 'confidential' and especially 'TOP SECRET'

 

As it is risk free, I would go for it. I could do with 40% of 15 million. Set up my own Tax Haven

[BazzaS]

If I can be bothered to reply (from a "throwaway" email address), it is usually along the lines of "Sorry, not worth it for $6 million, I'm worth $22 million already", or "Sorry, not worth it for $6 million, I'm dealing with one worth over $30 million, but I can't say any more, as it is 'Very Secret' and 'most Confidential'!"

[hightail]

I had some poor girl get in touch with me as she was stuck in Cyprus and had lost her passport and all her money. I kept a dialogue up for days offering to pay the hotel and buy an airline ticket directly. It was hilarious to sense the ever increasing annoyance that I wouldn't just send money through Western Union. If you Google 419Eater there are some highly entertaining accounts.

[BazzaS]

I had some poor girl get in touch with me as she was stuck in Cyprus and had lost her passport and all her money. I kept a dialogue up for days offering to pay the hotel and buy an airline ticket directly. It was hilarious to sense the ever increasing annoyance that I wouldn't just send money through Western Union. If you Google 419Eater there are some highly entertaining accounts.

 

North or South?

If South, tell her "I can sort a ticket but only from Ercan", and if in the TRNC : "it'll be waiting for you at Larnaca"

 

Even better : if you are a British Citizen : can you get to either of the Sovereign bases??

[Sparks_]

woohooo I am in the money as well!

 

Attn: Fund Owner! This is Mr.James Steven, General Secretary of International Monetary Fund [iMF]. I write this letter to you based on our board of Directors meeting held yesterday to release your unpaid through ATM MasterCard payment method and send it to your house to avoid anymore delay. We have converted your total fund of $4.5 Million to ATM MasterCard and its ready to be shipped, meanwhile you are advise to contact ATM PAYMENT CENTER Mr.Dexter Johnson, for the Shipment. Contact Mr. Dexter Johnson via the following information below: Mr. Dexter Johnson ATM MasterCard Payment. Email;p-center.center1@yandex.com Phone;+2348023437846 Do reconfirm the following information to Mr. Dexter Johnson to avoid wrong delivery: Full Name_____________________ Home or Office Address:__________ Country:______________________ ___ Telephone#____________________ Mobile#_______________________ ___ ID If Available__________________ We told Mr. Dexter Johnson that you will contact him soon for the shipment of your ATM MASTER CARD and you are advise to use the following code as Subject when contacting him: the code is (Imf-7710). Your ATM Pin-code will be given to you as soon as you contact him. Have a nice day. Yours In Service Master James Steven

[postmn]

I received this :-

 

From Mrs. Alice Idris

Abidjan- Cote D'Ivoire

 

May I Humbly solicit your confidence in this Transaction, as Being utterly confidential and top secret. But I am Assuring you That you SHALL BE very happy at the end of the Day. I Decided to Contact you due to the Urgency of this Transaction, as I wish to Repose my Trust and confidence on your Discreteness and Ability in Transaction of this Nature. Let me start by Introducing my self Properly to you, my name is Mrs. Alice Idris, I am the Regional Bank Manager of BOA Bank Abidjan-Cote D 'Ivoire I Came to know about you in my Private Search for a reliable and reputable Foreigner to handle this Confidential Transaction As the Regional Bank Manager of BOA BANK ;. it IS my duty to send a financial report to my head office at the end of each year On the course of the 2012 year report, We discovered an excess profit of Fifteen Million Us Dollars, [$ 15,000,000.00] which we have kept in SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.

 

As an officer of the Bank I CAN not BE Directly Connected to this Fund for Security Reasons, That IS why I am Contacting you for US to Work Together to Get the SAID Fund into your Bank account for INVESTMENT in your Country. The percentage Ratio IS THUS: 40% for you, 60% for me and my colleagues. Note: There Are Practically no Risks Involved in this Transactionas it IS 100% Risk free and Will BE legally Bonded, it Will BE Bank to Bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the next of kin / Beneficiary to the original depositor of this fund who made ​​the deposit with Kumasi branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, if you find this Proposal suitable for you, kindly reply for full details. I Will appreciate it very much, If this Proposal IS acceptable by you, do not make Undue Advantage of the Trust I Have Bestowed on you, and I Assure you That we SHALL Achieve it successfully.

 

3 things to note :-

 

1. I'm a 'reliable and reputable Foreigner'.

2. Maybe the $15 is that which Tesco mislaid.

3. The is practically no risk.

 

I'm tempted to reply just for a laugh.

 

H

 

if i remember rightly you could only keeps a figure in your suspenmse accounts while you searched for the error definitely not 3 years or so

 

I must admit i always like these . i try to spot the grammer or spelling mistakes

[hightail]

Even better : if you are a British Citizen : can you get to either of the Sovereign bases??

As 'she' was coming up with more and more reasons why she had to have cash I invented a relative who worked for the airline so I had someone on the ground to sort it all out for her. Said they could come and pay the hotel with the airline credit card as the hotel had refused to let it be paid direct by mine. Said if the hotel wouldn't accept the airline card we could get the police involved as there was obviously something dodgy going on. That's when it all went quiet

[citizenB]

Where do we send our begging letters, Hammy ?

[Sparks_]

wow here is a good one!

 

Office of the Presidency

Republic of Benin

Cotonou Benin.

 

To all [problem] Victims that was defrauded from our beloved Country,Benin

Republic.This to inform you that due to various complains from the

outside World, the new Government of Cotonou Benin Republic under newly

elected President Patrice Talon had decided to pay all victims the sum

of US$2.5M as compensation.

 

In the line of the above, you are requested to send your name, your

address, your country of origin as well as your phone number, to African

Development Bank which the Presidency had approved as the paying bank

with this email contact below:

 

Mr. Kayode Williams

General Manager

African Development Bank

Cotonou Benin Republic

afridevelopbankremttfile@gmail.com

 

Note that every necessary documents will be provided for this

transaction. No body will demand for one document or the other, the

Government had dully provided it for successful transfer of this

compensation to your Account.

 

Finally, you will be required to sign some necessary international

transferring papers/documents. These needs your Signatories or an

Attorney will be haired to do it on yourself and your Fund will be

transferred to your nominated bank Account within 48 hours.

 

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Alain Soglo

Secretary to the President on Financial Matters.

[BazzaS]

 

These needs your Signatories or an Attorney will be haired to do it on yourself.

 

 

ohh, they'll be "haired"!.

 

Paraphrasing the email:

 

Dear Sucker,

if you haven't already dismissed this as a 419, you'll either have been suckered before (and I can sucker you again), or are so greedy that you might fall for it.

Please engage with me, so I can try and sucker you, or at least nab some information so I can try ID theft,

 

Yours, not very faithfully,

419'er.