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When my son was 5 fish cakes were one of his favourites, and as he wasn't having his party and cake until the weekend he had five candles on his fish cakes he had for tea on his birthday.:madgrin:

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A Polar bear walks into a fish and chip shop and says to the person taking the order, "I'll have a Cola and ............................................................................... large fish and chips ." The order taker asks, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "I dunno, I've always had them."

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

 

Where do little fishes go every morning?

To plaice school!

 

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

 

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

 

1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'

2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

 

What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?

Skate!

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

 

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

 

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible!

 

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

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where did you copy and paste them from Caro?

 

dreadful! :madgrin:

 

Just trawled google.:madgrin:

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2 fish in a tank, one says to the other.... "how do you drive this thing?"

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Thats in the right plaice here Locutus! :D

Keep up the fight against Bank Charges.

 

 

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Don't panic, put the kettle on and read this

 

:-) Everything I write comes from my heart and head! The large filling cabinet that is my knowledge of life, however warped that may be!! :-)

 

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Fish cake!

 

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There's a Gold mine in South Africa where if you can lift a bar of Gold with two fingers you can keep it !!!

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There's a Gold mine in South Africa where if you can lift a bar of Gold with two fingers you can keep it !!!

 

Can I use frozen Fish Fingers? (see that I did there.... back to the original topic :p)

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back to the original topic :p)

 

Does anyone remember what it was? :madgrin:

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Blimey......This thread is getting more replies than any other of my previous ones.:-D

 

 

 

None of them very helpful though.:lol:

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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Here's a helpful one - get a dog instead.

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Is this no about Gold Bullion then ??? :madgrin: SOD'EM cannae half waffle :madgrin:

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Here's a helpful one - get a dog instead.

 

 

I haven't got a tank that's big enough.:razz:

 

 

And devo..........There is a CAG ghost lurkin about that keeps changing the thread title.

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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And devo..........There is a CAG ghost lurkin about that keeps changing the thread title.

 

I'd report the blighter :madgrin:

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how do you alter a title as it is done here anyway? or is that is why it is such a mystery?

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