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:Dwas not me, honest

 

 

I know it wasn't you because he said these were flying black bats not albino walking bats who suffer from vertigo:p:D

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i went to tesco this morning for a couple of things - used the self service machine - spent £3.84. put in a £10 note, got my club points - collected my receipt and my £1.16 in change and 20 minutes later - realised i hadn't taken the £5. Went back, hadn't been turned in - probably made someone's day extra nice but it made me swear!

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Being woken up at 3am this morning by the burglar alarm belonging to the co-op. :mad:

 

It was still making a racket three hours later when I left for work. :-x

 

Although I had to smile at the embarrassed co-op workers trying to explain to an angry delivery driver that they couldn't deal with him until they'd sorted the alarm out :rolleyes:

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new phone , LG KC910 Renoir, 3 weeks old fag touched the screen and stuffed , got wife nagging now "stop bloddy smoking then

 

You have a fag that is over 3 weeks old? Bit stale by now Kiptower. .. :D

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24?. . . .:eek:

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Royals Red come in 24's just like the old Kensita's did , we used to collect the tickets inside and change them by post for gifts or go to Old Street in london and do it direct

 

 

KENSITAS GIFT COUPON VINTAGE on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

 

few more oldies

 

http://www.simplywhitstable.com/people_n_haunts/hobbies/cig.htm

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Portsmouth FC losing 1 nil to the Brummers in extra time damm -hit -ugger

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scotrails sleeper booking system being down for 24hrs, for us and them.

ticket was £91.90 6pm last night, sorry its now £178.50 because its within 7days to travelling..grrr.

 

moaned at the indian 'but your system was down' ... tough luck i think is what the three minutes of gibberish were.

 

put phone down, rang glasgow number, got it for £71.90, £20 off and an apology too boot.

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Why couldn't Liverpool play like that on Sunday?:mad:

 

 

Mind you, that A HOLE of a ref didn't help on Sunday.:mad:

 

 

ps. It's not just the Liverpool fans saying that, it's the professional people

in newspapers and on TV.

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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The usual from me - friggin' salesmen :mad:

 

The latest trend is for them to say "good morning and how are you today?"

 

I would love to say what I really want to them like "so what are you ****** flogging today then?" :D

 

lol...

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The usual from me - friggin' salesmen :mad:

 

The latest trend is for them to say "good morning and how are you today?"

 

I would love to say what I really want to them like "so what are you ****** flogging today then?"

 

 

Hmm, maybe reply with a little too much not so nice information, "well thanks for asking I woke up this morning with the worst bout of diarrhea actually, it was sort of ---- colour and ------ consistency, oh and the wind that came with it....."

 

Or something equally disgusting might make them hang up and not want to call back... :D

Mungy Pup

 

I want to live in a world where chickens are free to cross the road without their intentions being questioned. :razz:

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I always end up in a bad mood after talking to the Jobcentre about my ESA claim, its now 13 weeks and counting and they still havent sorted out all the mistakes. Now my MP is writing to the Chief Executive as its beyond a joke.

 

Today after another call, I was so mad even the dog covered her ears!!!:mad:

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