Cheekiness towards a DCA

[babybear39]

By my reckoning that's 900 brain cells between them and a collective IQ of 90.

 

Fred

 

That's being too generous Fred. I'd say 1 braincell and the IQ of an amoeba

[MONX]

There's no argument with your maths Fred, but I think even that is overestimating your average phone monkey!

 

Isnt IQ of 70 the threshold for being classed as having mental deficiency enough to be considered as not legally responsible for actions in an American court?

[fuzzybobble]

No wonder my call to Dizzy Dawn at Moorcroft has so much background noise. Imagine a room full of otherwise unemployable teens all shouting down the phone at once.

 

If you listen to the recording carefully with headphones on, you can actually hear a guy shouting at someone down the phone.

[fuzzybobble]

That's being too generous Fred. I'd say 1 braincell and the IQ of an amoeba

 

Lifted from the darkest recesses of Moorcroft's staff database.....

 

 

[huggy41]

morning fuzzy just found this as well CSA CODE OF PRACTICE

 

PARAGRAPH 2/G all members shall ensure the Associations code is available on there web site if any.they shall further ensure that a copy of the code is supplied promptly to any debtitor on request.

 

shall we do a mass call. :grin:

[fuzzybobble]

morning fuzzy just found this as well CSA CODE OF PRACTICE

 

PARAGRAPH 2/G all members shall ensure the Associations code is available on there web site if any.they shall further ensure that a copy of the code is supplied promptly to any debtitor on request.

 

shall we do a mass call. :grin:

 

Good idea. I'm running out of loo paper, so that would do quite nicely.

[Fred Bassett]

That's being too generous Fred. I'd say 1 braincell and the IQ of an amoeba

 

Maybe I'm feeling benevolent. By the way BB, what colour are they today?

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[ODC]

Where can I get a coffee proof keyboard from

You could get something like the ones chippys have to cover the keyboard of their cash register

[fuzzybobble]

Maybe I'm feeling benevolent. By the way BB, what colour are they today?

 

Regards.

 

Fred

 

They're this colour...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Fred Bassett]

Mmmm.

[huggy41]

i like it when they ring me up

 

i tell them that i treat these matters in a very professional and methodical manner .

to which they reply i'm very glad to here that.

i then tell them that i do it all in ALPHABETICAL ORDER and as there in a long queue i will ring them periodicly with an update as to there position.

[babybear39]

Maybe I'm feeling benevolent. By the way BB, what colour are they today?

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Wrong thread Fred, but seeing as you asked, purple lacy shorts

[babybear39]

They're this colour...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You wouldn't catch me dead in them FB

[babybear39]

All these FBs wanting to know my underware status

[The GodMother]

maybe u would for a charity event

[cashins]

Errrrr, charity begins at home

[locutus]

FuzzyB Can you do a call requesting all corespondance by writing, and then ask for the paper to be made extra absorbant?

 

Oh, BTW I found this funny, hope it cheers someone else up aswell

Credit Crunch - Weebl's Stuff

[Brassed off]

All these FBs wanting to know my underware status

 

 

Very observant BB

[UK26]

Hay, i have an idea

 

look on the internet for a random DCA

 

ring them up and say, you have an outstanding invoice that needs paying, and would they chase this on behalf of your client.

 

look up the director of Moorcroft and give them there personal home address.

 

you will then get a DCA calling a director over at moorcorft a few times per day, demanding money for an outstanding invoice.

 

Insist the collection company work on a no win no fee bases.

[Goldlady]

I had a call today from a number which I then googled. 02027113251. Apparently it was some overseas call centre (cagbotted myself there in case I was accused of racism) and there were loads of people who had posted about this number who had been subjected to harrassment of a s*xual nature once they had said they weren't interested in a loan.

 

I wondered if some fun could be had here? I wish I had answered the phone now, just assumed it was some random DCA trying their luck.

[UK26]

lol, look at this

 

very funny YouTube - angry ANGRY BT customer! Very Funny!

[Brassed off]

*titters*

 

What I really don't understand is the BT operator's attitude even after he'd been told to er, "go away", he still tried with the old "it will only take a minute of your time sir....."

 

I mean what part of **** off didn't he understand??? Surely he knew he was on a hiding to nothing???? Who on earth trains these people?

[2Grumpy]

 

What I really don't understand is the BT operator's attitude even after he'd been told to er, "go away", he still tried with the old "it will only take a minute of your time sir....."

 

I mean what part of **** off didn't he understand??? Surely he knew he was on a hiding to nothing???? Who on earth trains these people?

 

may not a matter of who but what ...

 

lesson 1 - persistence ...

lesson 2 - remember to thank the customer

 

Maybe he took too much notice

[Fred Bassett]

This bloke is quite angry too. When you hear the end of it you can understand why:

 

Fred

[phat256]

there is actaully a very funny thread on money savings expert regarding a person who was pursue for a debt whcih he did not owed

 

Having fun with Debitas - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums

 

 

it is really funny although a lengthy thread i must warned ....