A winter poem...

[barracad]

I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you all - it was for me...

It's so well written and captures my thoughts perfectly!

 

'WINTER'

a poem by Abigail Elizabeth

 

 

****! It's Cold!

 

The End

[HSBCrusher]

I sent my legs out for a walk

to keep them nice and fit.

but they wouldnt go without me

so I made the b****** sit.

[hedgey06]

The world outside was freezing,

But the birds they did a call,

I stepped outside to be greeted..........

By a freezing brass monkey's ba*l!

 

Whoops a daisy............. it's cold up north today!!!

[HSBCrusher]

The world outside was freezing,

But the birds they did a call,

I stepped outside to be greeted..........

By a freezing brass monkey's ba*l!

 

Whoops a daisy............. it's cold up north today!!!

you made that up didnt you?

[hedgey06]

you made that up didnt you?

 

Yeah babe!!!!

 

Is it as cr*p as I think it is?!!! :lol:

[jowalshy]

Tickled Pink

 

I sit atop your Christmas tree,

All clad in pink, a real fairy.

The reason I appear to smirk,

The sprig of spruce stuck up my skirt.

[setmefree]

twas the night before christmas,

When all through the house,

Not a creature was stiring,

Not even a mouse,

With mom at the whore house,

And dad smoking grass,

I just settled down,

For a nice peace of ass,

When out on the lawn,

I heard such a clatter,

I sprung to my feet,

To see whats the matter,

When out on the lawn,

I saw a big d_ _k,

I knew for a moment,

It must be saint nick,

He came down the chimney,

Like a bat out of hell,

I knew for a moment the fat fu_ _er had fell,

He filled all our stockings,

With pretzels and beer,

And a big rubber d_ _k,

For my brother the queer,

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,

The son of a b_ _ch blew my chimney apart.

 

 

SMF runs and hides from CAGBOT

[hedgey06]

PMSL @ SMF. . . . . excellent!!!! :lol: :lol:

[barracad]

Yeah but why a big rubber duck?

[hedgey06]

Because the brother's 'queer' obviously!

 

Doh!

[JGJ]

I think it rhymes with F*** and is obviously QUACKERS!!!

[setmefree]

Yeah but why a big rubber duck?

Not a rubber Duck,a rubber **** and it rhymes with nick:D

[JGJ]

SMF, Sorry it must be me who is QUACKERS!! I cant think of anything that rhymes with "NICK" that looks like **** and is made of rubber and that my Brother would like for Christmas. Please relieve me of all this tension!!! :o :o

[setmefree]

SMF, Sorry it must be me who is QUACKERS!! I cant think of anything that rhymes with "NICK" that looks like **** and is made of rubber and that my Brother would like for Christmas. Please relieve me of all this tension!!! :o :o

 

Well chick of course , what else could it possibly be.

[hedgey06]

LMAO at JGJ.................. that's priceless!

[setmefree]

T'was the fright before Christmas,

when all through my cave,

Not a creature was stirring,

Not even my slave.

 

As I hung my fishnet stockings over the chimney with care

I heard St. Nick say,

*Leather Goddess,

Your new whips are over there*.

 

With a gleam in his eye,

he slid down his pants

Leather knew what to do

she was taking no chance.

 

As he climbed back up the chimney,

and onto the roof,

I heard whips cracking

and a reindeer's tiny little hoof.

 

As St. Nick climbed into his sleigh,

I hear him say to me,

* be naughty, dear Leather,

and I'll be back right away!*

 

As he flew off

and on out of sight,

Rudolph's nose and Santa's ass.......

Both glowed quite bright!

[HSBCrusher]

how tenny weeny wee

is the tiny little flea

but last night in my hotel

it made me scratch like merry hell.