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Cameron has today defended plans to have trainee nurses start off as health care assistants before they start nursing.

 

That's fine. As long as trainee politicians start off as sewer workers before they start talking CRAP

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Bit of a lighthearted jokes on our politicians

 

 

Politicians are like Sperm.

One in a million turn out to be an actually human being

 

Have you been reading up on narcissistic people? :lol:

Life is like an echo, it all returns......The good, the bad, the false, the true......So if you give life the best you have, the best will come back to you.

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Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

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What the diff between IDS and a bucket of s**t? ANS= The bucket!

It's old but it has more than a grain of truth in it.

Edited by pitcher

Awop-Bop-A-Loo-Mop-Alop-Bam-Boom. ~ Little Richard.

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I'm claiming the biggest joke of all time:

 

Gordon Brown

 

Beat that.

 

'Ed Miliband' comes pretty close. But you're right - Brown wins.

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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