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[barracad]

On 15th May 2008, everybody needs to go out and panic buy carrots.

 

Thanks.

[Guest vortex]

pmsl

[demon_x_slash]

Hmm, but I have plenty - won't parsnips do?

[barracad]

I would guess by 15th May the ones you have now may not be much use, so you can buy some fresh ones.

 

2pm would be a good time if we all synchronise.

[Bookworm]

Is it because there'll be a total eclipse of the sun and we need to be able to see in the dark?

[Michael Browne]

On 15th May 2008, everybody needs to go out and panic buy carrots.

 

Excellent idea, I'll make a note. Means the wine aisle will be completely empty.

[barracad]

Is it because there'll be a total eclipse of the sun and we need to be able to see in the dark?

 

Nope, just seems like a good idea, dontcha think?

[Goldlady]

Barracad are you a closet carrot farmer?

[Bookworm]

Don't know about "good"... "innovative", maybe...

[demon_x_slash]

Excess amounts of carrots stored in one place may lead to infestation...

 

[Bookworm]

Infestation of little white boxes with a red cross in it? :-?

 

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[barracad]

Excess amounts of carrots stored in one place may lead to infestation...

 

That's fine - on 16th May 2008, everybody needs to go out and give carrots.

 

Sorted.

[demon_x_slash]

Infestation of little white boxes with a red cross in it?

 

My dear Bookie, your refreshing finger is far too premature - you've got to give me at least three point two seconds after I post to review said post, yell obscenities at the screen, and correct the snafus...

[Bookworm]

You had 3 minutes between your post and mine. How on EARTH do you manage on WOW if you're that slow?

[demon_x_slash]

My 'puter keeps getting hijacked by my network administrator, AKA 'the OH' - that's why there was a gap of three damned minutes...grr, he's not even signed a contract, and he just takes it whenever...

 

I'm ignoring your jibe - if you were on WoW, I'd totally pwn you in a second

[Bookworm]

Quite probably, I feel no shame whatsoever about it.

[demon_x_slash]

N00b

[Hippy-chick]

Thanks for the invite, Barra - I've joined this group. I think this is a wonderful campaign. I, for one, am looking forward to making many of the carrots into a wholesome soup and filling the cups of all the poor unfortunates who sit on the streets of Glasgow - so much better than giving them money, don't you think?

 

Thanks for bringing this important issue to our attention.

[make them aktiv runners]

A carrot crisis on 16 May, far more interesting than Northern Rock etc.

 

Bugs Bunny, eat your heart out!!!!!!

[revolting peasant]

Is Barracad trying to start something here?

 

The Great Carrot Riots of 2008 - millions of carrot obsessed people cramming the aisles of every supermarket in the country determined to lay their hands on every last one of the orange coloured vegetables.

 

With the police powerless to intervene (and frankly not very inclined to until they get the 2.5%), a wave of anarchy sweeps across Asda. Thousands are injured as stray brassicas hurtle across the prepared salads section, brussels sprouts are ruthlessly trampled underfoot.

 

The government declares a state of emergency and Gordon Brown is forced to resign..............

 

Gordon Brown is forced to resign? Barracad, count me in.

[barracad]

Barracad, count me in.

 

Glad to have you on board. Mark it in your diary. 15th May, 2pm.

[barracad]

Update: 88,472 people so far will be panic buying carrots.

 

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[hedgey06]

Update: 88,472 people so far will be panic buying carrots.

 

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:o.................. do these people not realise that 'carrots' are the main component of a substance called................... vomit!!!! :o

[ukaviator]

Confucius says, "Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary."

[hedgey06]

LOL UK..............................!!!!

 

Methinks Confucius needs to have a chat with our barra!!!!