oceans

legs

yup i can do the 7th don't know about the other half not asked him yet me bad

hunk:madgrin:

well helloooo stranger

squeeze

Bristol sounds good...can do any other date other than the 14th. How about peeps put some dates up and go from there and names of who is going of course always helps lol

Towers

another good en from Kelly Clarkson!

ooh BC you is dicing with danger..say nothing of the bat:!:

your excused:madgrin:

Rising

So sorry to hear you have lost that special lady Lex big **Hugs** xx

Oh believe me peeps once seen never forgotton..still getting over him

For anybody that has read the GREY books here's a poem that will make you smile. Me missus bought a paperback Down town on Saturday, I had a peep into her bag; 'Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey." Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. Her left hand held a length of rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down onto the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind Could not have been much grimmer. Things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet A cuppla minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said That I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You would see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d uttered. She stood there nude, just naked like, Bent forward just a bit …. I took a pace to brace meself And stood on her left t*t! Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one!” Well readers, I won't tell no more What happened on that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair Turned “fifty shades of grey”

Bash

Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty

Rum

Cornish

Cider:madgrin:

pine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWf5BLUOhNM&feature=relmfu

great minds lights

fairy

sugar