Only 3 years to go so like you say keep it quite. Have changed my name and address so hopefully I'm lost lol x

Thanks Dx that makes sense no point in opening a can of worms

Hi UB no not being chased not heard a dickie bird in 9 years

Not sure if this is the right place to put it has bèen a while lol please feel free to move it. back in 2008 I repossessed. Not once was I ever contacted by Mortgage company I am right in thinking that if you haven't heard from them on 6 years they can write off the debt, if so i do go after them and chase them for any charges or fees applied or will I be opening a can of worms or let sleeping dogs lay. Apologies for any typo mistakes blame the phone lol

So sad to hear this! God looked around his garden And found an empty place, He then looked down upon the earth And saw your tired face. He put his arms around you And lifted you to rest. God's garden must be beautiful He always takes the best. R.I.P Babybear xx

Beginning to wonder what sort of shop you was in :bolt:

Tried and tested all four welll it's got to be done Staples of all places sell them and Spar.

So sad to hear the loss of Martin he will be greatly missed my thoughts go out to his family...RIP Mart xx

Happy belated Biffday Scott.

I think you are Orson Wells...War Of The Worlds I played for Chelsea and Leeds FC and made my film debut in Lock Stock and Smoking Barrels who am i?

Rodders Christmas itv

To my mum and dad who are now together once again...miss and love you both xxx

You're John Steed (The Avengers) I dance with penguins and like to jump through chalk pictures who am i ?

And your point is?

Hiya BC

Your not far wrong Nyst....this is where most end up lol I'm drunk ...

Tsk and how long have you been locked in:p

jingle all the way nice one Your round then me thinks

and just when you thought you was safe....

50 Sheds Of Grey We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall... but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed. She stood before me, trembling in my shed. "I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me." So I took her to McDonalds She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure..... Now for the other boot. Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though. "Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly. "Mmmm, kinky!" she purred. "Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof." "I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished." So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend. "Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!" "Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?" I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience .... my rhubarb had come up a treat. "Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos. "I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt. "Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. "Very well," I replied..... "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense." "Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks." She nodded. "Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay. "Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!" "Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up. "Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously, " she said, gently, massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD.

mines a double then:p

Got mine

christmas now see what you have done gawn and made me swear:lol: