Murphy’s other laws
1: Light travels faster than sound: this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3: He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4: A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5: Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6: Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.
7: Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8: The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
9: It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
10: If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11: The things that come to those who wait may be the things left bythose who got there first.
12: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boatall day drinking beer.
13: Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.
14: The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
15: When you go to court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of Jury service.