Ladies and Gents... I present to you the most expensive season ticket on the planet... I got a bit creative while attempting to book a train. This is the result of that... We need some serious fixing of the pricing structure of our rail network... This is proof of that... [ATTACH]57933[/ATTACH]

Ladies and Gents, Boys and Girls, Children Off All Ages... Not to take your attention of what matters most, however Fkofilee and Co would love to wish all Site Team, New and Existing Members a; HAPPY NEW YEAR! And remember, If you want it... a) Can you afford it?? b) Do you really need it?? c) Can you get it cheaper?? FKO...

ALOT OF FEMALES JOKES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THATTHERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THISOTHER SIDE OF THE COIN. One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Secondsafter he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I useon the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' Notre Dame!' And they say blondes are dumb... ________________________________________ A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiestwoman in the world...' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you....... _________________________________________ 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of theshower.. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed thelawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ____________________________________ Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour _________________________________________ Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience forhis moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him todeath. AMEN ________________________________________ Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. _________________________________________ Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. . _________________________________________ Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and callingyour name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. _________________________________________ Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' _________________________________________ While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands wouldbe found in all corners of the world......... ......then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed.