1st draft "snotty letter"
Please note, I have no intention of paying the sum mentioned in your spurious claim.
Had you bothered to read through your clients correspondence in relation to this “claim” like me you would have deduced that it has no basis in law. Perhaps instead of wasting everybody's time with your truly pathetic bully boy tactics you should be advising your clients correctly. I will not point out to you the mistakes in this “claim”, as you profess to be a Law firm there surely must be someone within your ranks capable of seeing these for yourselves. To be frank I find it quite pathetic that a Law firm with any repute would would entertain this incompetence. I will not be wasting any more of my valuable time corresponding with you on this matter.