I based MY reply on the date above mine 11-12-2012 and seeing that I have to log in every time on here I must have missed the post or just lost interest in this site for a while

so it's xmas 2013 lol

only that if you're a signor and you have your car stolen over there you're then known as carlos

the joke about the dyslxic pirate who spent high life on the high seas with a carrot on his shoulder

being moderated by the looks of things ahhh well free speach blah blah blah

Close. I think Tapir is more normal looking though.

I quite agree

anyway the wherethefukawe's ues to hunt the oooommagoolie bird it had a 200 hundred foot wing span weighed in at four tons and had two in legs and then it landed it's cray was....oooomagoolies ooohmagoolies

I agree. Given the levity of the situation it would be far better to have a politician on who is a complete joke. Like this one:

Mr Tapir

I know where theres some budgies going cheap...cheap cheap ...cheeaapy cheap

and threads are closing due to

uniformed underinformed berks who look divy

reading on msn that the oldest twin prositutes in Amsterdam are retiring @ reaching 70 years old.................the KY jelly company will find a BIG dip in it's profits now I'd guess:lol:

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh my god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot in my butt?" She replies, “No, I'm your son's math teacher."

I'm saving this one ...10/10

I loaded a post here of a harlem shake that was done by my two sons and their mates and an inaimated hands shake by me tuesday night for comic relief but the link i tried to post went divy

amaizing elctrickery

Saw a friend last night and mentioned that I saw him in the paper on Monday and well done for that. He then said "is my photo on your drat board?"

:lol:my youngest son Billy did something simular to that a couple of years ago Nyst he put a mesage up on his wall say bye bye to everyone ....he was logging off to watch the drats .....it took a while to live that one down ....... I sent a m8 a joke on F/B the other day about a dyslexic pirate but I was in a rush and spelt it......pitrate .....and not just once I spelt it wrong twice BERK-shire

sent a txt to my insurers FAST response team just befor 9 am and i'm still waiting for their super FAST team to follow up my txt the nob-heads ........I do like a moan now n then

"as bent as arabs daggers" - that did make me laugh.

I try my best to bring funshine and loofa to everyone's day.................a nice phatt lotto win would make mine

getting yet another email back from the local labour councilor due to he's campaining to get some roads re surfaced and so I wrote to him telling him of my road that looks like its had a cluster bomb dropped along it and that there are at least 200 plus council tax payers live along the road and whereas the lane just a stones throw away that has about 6 'in number' million pound plus houses had their lane FULLY re laid just after xmas.....dont tell me money dosnt talk or that councils arnt as bent as arabs daggers.......he's been told a few home truths now

ps our road had the holes filled in during late october 12 and by the middle of december the crap they used to fill them was up and out and spread along the street.....I asked him to check to see if the firm who did it got paid ....no reply on that 'deleted this last part due to it was norty and I need me bum smacked'

Our thoughts are with you

It takes years of heartache to make the cure

Happy Birthday Janie!

 

a bit late but i'll second that

reading that ballbag brain put his greek foot in it again

gutted for you both mate and especially when we know Glegg is going to be beaten down on the mansion tax ...................roll on the revolution and UKIP comming to power

seeing photos of Cameron dawdling along with some Indian milti millionaires 'who we no doubt helped along the way' and Cameron with the blue turban on and parading past the Golden temple that had got a fresh lick of paint and re-gilded finials etc 'wonder who paid for that spruce up too'

yes made me smile seeing him in that getup but also made me angry knowing we're paying for his latest holiday 'and stich up' while we poorer UK citizens are on the road to nowhere...............I did smile but am not now thinking about it

reading that vodafone was allowed a bid on the new g4 networks and won their spot when they owe billions in unpaid taxes................stinks of something to me