If the clowns keep knocking after you have told them to 'go away', then I would be ringing the police and
stating that there is someone on your property who will not leave when told to do so, and is causing a breach of the peace,
guaranteed to scarper when they hear the nee nar coming round the corner!
Personally, I'd go into the kitchen, fill up a bucket of water, then open the door and throw it over them, they'll get the message then.
ruddy parasites.